An Alaskan, a Texan, and Kelly Slater were sitting around a fire telling tall tales. The Alaskan said he had taken down a bear with his bare hands last week. The Texan said “Oh yeah? Well I wrestled a boar to the ground by his horns before killing it for meat with just a knife.” Kelly said nothing, silently stirring the coals with his penis.

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